Noelle is a senior at Bethpage High School with a severe and tragic case of senioritis. Sadly, she’s been battling this dreaded condition for the past four years. However, even after all the malaise, she still finds it in herself to provide The Eagle’s Cry with the best local and Hollywood celebrity news. Noelle has made it a personal goal for Kim Kardashian to become more famous than the president of the United…oh wait…mission already accomplished.