The Eagle’s Cry: Ashley Hagan

Ashley is a senior at Bethpage High School. She is one of my best friends and I chose her for the interview because I know she’d find these questions completely useless and a waste of her time so I was interested to see how she would answer them and how far she would get before she gets mad at me for wasting her time.

The Eagle’s Cry: If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

Hagan: A fat cat

The Eagle’s Cry: Pepsi or Coke?

Hagan:  Dr pepper

The Eagle’s Cry: If I gave you $40,000 to start a business, what would you start?

Hagan: a cat shelter for ALL the stray cats

The Eagle’s Cry: What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?

Hagan: accidentally locked my friends bathroom door from the inside and let someone else take the blame bc i was scared she would get mad at me

The Eagle’s Cry: If you could get rid of any one state, which would it be and why?

Hagan: New jersey because they smell. Every time I’m on the NJ turnpike it smells stinky

The Eagle’s Cry: You’re a new addition to the crayon box. What color would you be and why?

Hagan: Pink or Purple bc my fav time of day is sune/dusk because of how pretty the sky looks

The Eagle’s Cry: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Hagan: pediatrician or P.A.

The Eagle’s Cry: What are you known for?

Hagan: Otis

The Eagle’s Cry: How would you rate your memory?

Hagan: on a scale of 1-10, 52. I REMEMBER EVeRYTHING FOREVER

The Eagle’s Cry: Who would win a fight between Spiderman and Batman?

Hagan: Batman because bats can fly and I HATE spiderman

The Eagle’s Cry: You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it or kill it. What would you do with the elephant?

Hagan: Train it like I train my dogs and take it for walks and cuddle with it.

The Eagle’s Cry:  You’re on death row, what would your last meal be?

Hagan: HALAL – chicken over rice hold the salad, extra white and little bit of hot with a dr pepper

The Eagle’s Cry: What would your pet say about you if we asked for a reference?

Hagan: I sleep a lot. My cat always watches me sleep

The Eagle’s Cry: If you were to trade places someone else for one month, living or dead, famous or not, fictional or real, whom would you like that person to be?

Hagan: Kylie jenner because I want to try ALL her makeup but too lazy to buy it myself.

The Eagle’s Cry: Do you think the Bigfoot exists?

Hagan: No, I only believe in ghosts.