Hagan’s Humorous Interview
March 20, 2019
The Eagle’s Cry: Ashley Hagan
Ashley is a senior at Bethpage High School. She is one of my best friends and I chose her for the interview because I know she’d find these questions completely useless and a waste of her time so I was interested to see how she would answer them and how far she would get before she gets mad at me for wasting her time.
The Eagle’s Cry: If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?
Hagan: A fat cat
The Eagle’s Cry: Pepsi or Coke?
Hagan: Dr pepper
The Eagle’s Cry: If I gave you $40,000 to start a business, what would you start?
Hagan: a cat shelter for ALL the stray cats
The Eagle’s Cry: What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?
Hagan: accidentally locked my friends bathroom door from the inside and let someone else take the blame bc i was scared she would get mad at me
The Eagle’s Cry: If you could get rid of any one state, which would it be and why?
Hagan: New jersey because they smell. Every time I’m on the NJ turnpike it smells stinky
The Eagle’s Cry: You’re a new addition to the crayon box. What color would you be and why?
Hagan: Pink or Purple bc my fav time of day is sune/dusk because of how pretty the sky looks
The Eagle’s Cry: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Hagan: pediatrician or P.A.
The Eagle’s Cry: What are you known for?
Hagan: Otis
The Eagle’s Cry: How would you rate your memory?
Hagan: on a scale of 1-10, 52. I REMEMBER EVeRYTHING FOREVER
The Eagle’s Cry: Who would win a fight between Spiderman and Batman?
Hagan: Batman because bats can fly and I HATE spiderman
The Eagle’s Cry: You’ve been given an elephant. You can’t give it away or sell it or kill it. What would you do with the elephant?
Hagan: Train it like I train my dogs and take it for walks and cuddle with it.
The Eagle’s Cry: You’re on death row, what would your last meal be?
Hagan: HALAL – chicken over rice hold the salad, extra white and little bit of hot with a dr pepper
The Eagle’s Cry: What would your pet say about you if we asked for a reference?
Hagan: I sleep a lot. My cat always watches me sleep
The Eagle’s Cry: If you were to trade places someone else for one month, living or dead, famous or not, fictional or real, whom would you like that person to be?
Hagan: Kylie jenner because I want to try ALL her makeup but too lazy to buy it myself.
The Eagle’s Cry: Do you think the Bigfoot exists?
Hagan: No, I only believe in ghosts.