On Wednesday afternoon, April 14, Mr. Portuese ate a cupcake. The cupcake was vanilla with blue frosting and a Swedish fish on top. Mr. Portuese described the tasty treat as “cupalicious.”

Editor’s note: It seems The Eagle’s Cry’s dedication to hard-hitting student journalism has been seriously and deleteriously affected by senioritis, considering that 9 out of 9 of its editors are seniors. We hope the ship rights itself quickly.