In an extensive feature project for The Eagle’s Cry, Bridget and Julia walked around Bethpage High School interviewing many students and teachers asking the question “What is the funniest joke you’ve heard?” As well as “Which jokes have stuck with you?”

During this time, they acquired many jokes…but only incorporated the ones that stuck with them and the ones that were rateable.

“Where do you buy unused uniforms? New Jersey.” – Michael Gaudio

 Julia thinks this is a 10/10

“Have you heard the rumors about butter?…(waits 5 seconds)…Well, I’m not gonna spread it”- Julia Steele

Julia rates this joke a 10/10 

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high… she looked surprised!”- Bridget Ackerman

Bridget rates this joke a 8/10

“Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.”- Brianna Dagro

Bridget rates this a 9/10

“What did the janitor say when he walked into the closet? Supplies!”- Gianna Melisi

Julia thinks this is a 9/10

“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.”- Rosie Cashell 

Julia rates this a 5/10

“What did Elsa say to the balloon? Let it go.”- Cali Ziminski

Bridget thinks this is a 4/10

“Knock knock, who’s there? Boo. Boo who. Why are you crying, it’s just a joke?” – Ms. Salcedo

Bridget rates this a 3/10

After hearing a variety of jokes including both students and teachers, Bridget and Julia think that Micheal Gaudio’s joke was the funniest because they think he put in the most creative effort. These interviews raised the writer’s moods as it added some humor to their days. They advise students and teachers of BHS to do the same when they are feeling down.

Are your jokes funny?? Don’t forget to email them and you’ll see and find out!

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